Squidsicle

“So eager to please, they can even be trained.”  I could only train mine to feast on my tears of disappointment.

Finally! An efficient way to meet ladies…turn them into mindless zombies.

If Only “comic” began with a “ka”.  Then my onomatopoeia would be better.  For now, we’ll pretend “cobam” is the noise produced when you hit two guys at the same time with a garbage can full of dinty moore beef stew.

Why Comic book ads?  They’re whimsical and they give keen insight to a simpler time when you could make a polaris nuclear sub at home.

I’m sure you’ve already heard of FireNES.  It’s that little firefox plugin that allows you to play over 2500 Original Nintendo games right there in your browser.  Stealing time like a Thief in the night.

In browsing the available titles, I found a ton of games I never new existed…and probably never should have been created.  Don’t hold your breath for these to show up on your Wii shop channel.  Bon appetit!

Just like real Badminton! That means no fun.  The upside is that unlike real badminton, you don’t have to worry about your uncle getting drunk at the picnic and splitting open someone’s lip with wild swings of the racket.  Plus, shuttle cock…tee hee.

This one never came stateside, and for good reason.  I’m just glad can now identify the katakana for “booby”.

It’s a slot machine game.  A tragically named slot machine game with misleading imagery.

If Jesus were an awesome Japanese robot with missiles, I’d probably start going to church.

Speaking of religion…

Level two involves a lot of eating, crapping, and crying.

Not everything needs a video game. 

No, I didn’t draw this in MS Paint with my ass.  It’s a Russian game called “the rules of driving the car.  It may or may not include a level devoted to running over Hitler with a red hatchback.

Watch your acronyms, kids.

…sigh

September. The site has gone untouched since September. Why the Hiatus?

By the Numbers:

Number of pit-bulls I’ve had to fight to save my dog: 1

Number of moves: 1

Number of new Jobs: 1

Number of my pieces in a gallery: 1

That makes my Absence Factor a 4. And as we all know, 4 is the highest number on the Gundershloogen absence acceptability scale.

Here’s to consistency.

And yes, I’m A little ashamed.  Up next:  Free stuff